Wednesday, September 28, 2011

OKAY, YEAH, ANOTHER SIDETRACK…

            Yeah, two postings in one day, don’t get too used to it…
            The evening news just ended and I’m in the mood to rant, and with some cause, get used to me doing it, from time to time, you can write it off as a middle-aged chick thing.
I’ve been chewed out, and royally so by people who are totally anti-China & pro-Tibet, anti-China & anti-communism, pro-Saint Christopher Columbus & anti-“any whispers about Chinese exploration”, pro “God Bless America, first” & “China is the great atheist stronghold/heart of darkness that should be allowed to go to blazes”, and just plain “Yeehaw, ‘aint we God’s lil’darlin’s & anti-“them-dang-furiners.”
            Those people make me really, really tired.
            I am as patriotic as anybody, and in my mind (at least) more patriotic than most.
            I agreed, this is a rough patch we’re in, and may be for a long while yet.
            Fear and rage are easy.  Getting off our collective fannies in our safe little hidey-holes and stepping outside our comfort zones and risking doing something personally to keep the world from ending is not.  And I have heard lots of reasons for staying mad, a few even make a shred of sense, but never enough good sense
            The one thing that I can be utterly certain of is that, nobody’s going to get their piece of the “peace & prosperity” pie if they insist on the whole thing going just to them and their chosen few.
            No, don’t howl at me and call me a democrat, or a liberal, or even a tea bagger.
            I used to call myself a Republican, and I still do…
            Just now I add, “but not the kind of Republican that is at the throttle of that out of control freight train.”
            Pro-life & pro-business means to me – affordable health care for all of us means less expense for business in lost productivity & fewer workers screwing up on the job because they’re fretting over a sick kid or spouse, and better future workers, because healthy kids get better grades.
            Fair taxes mean – to those whom much is given, much is expected, and the strong who were given the gifts (financial or otherwise) needed to tend properly to keeping things going don’t get to slough off the part of our joint burden on the next person in line or the next generation.
            Human rights & right to life means – you don’t get to chose if I am a human, and I don’t get to chose whether or not you are one either.  But, we both have a responsibility to each other to protect each other’s rights to make choices and to live, and hold each other accountable for what ripples and echoes arise from those choices when our “fine & upstanding” intentions go awry. And people outside the womb have a right to life too -- from cradle to grave.
            A contract with America should mean – keeping promises to protect and serve more than just ourselves and our personal agendas or the agendas we’ve auctioned ourselves off to support.
            Freedom of speech doesn’t mean – freedom to drown out another’s voice with rage and hate, big piles of cash is not speech, companies are made up of people but are not people and so don’t get to claim that right, and it certainly isn’t bullets. 
            The 2nd amendment means – if you want to be part of the National Guard, go for it.  Join up, be part of that well-regulated militia the founders were talking about.
Now, don’t shriek that I’m anti-gun, and anti-hunter.  Guns are not bad, they are not just as important to everyday life & safety as those people running the gun manufacturing companies want us to think they are. And, anyway,  if you really need 30 bullets in your pistol’s magazine to take out Bambi, you should get your eyes checked, or get some practice before you go hunting, or better yet buy a decent, plain old rifle minus all the over-built bells and whistles. And, do you really want to pick all 30 of those slugs out of the pile of hamburger you’d end up with after using that over-loaded popgun???
Yuck, every mouthful of venison brimming over with a billion bone fragments and shredded bullet … that is so not tasty…take it from a gal who loves her vension and all other kinds of wild game when it’s cooked right.
            And last but not least, Good Politician means – that I haven’t seen anybody in my political party of choice that I think is fit to vote for next year yet, and I don’t hold out much hope for that changing this time out either.
            So, I face down those who sneer at me for being pro- “all this Chinese exploration stuff,” and I say…
            I’m not listening to anything but the demands of the future.
            And, the future and the past that you all seem to be so hung-up on are not what they used to be.
            I am working for what they can be.
This blog is part of that, even though sometimes it feels like I am yelling in an empty room with the doors and windows nailed shut and boarded over from the outside.
The next generations of America, China and the rest of the world need to hear the lessons the men of the Ming treasure fleet learned both in their moments of greatest triumph and in their most disastrous mistakes.  We need to open all of the doors that got slammed shut six hundred years ago by what I have learned happened and happened largely without any malice-aforethought.  Those next generations will be both humbled and lifted up by the knowing.
Today’s rough patch is only growing pains, if we chose to make it such, and make the difficult effort to grow beyond where we are now.
That is something that I DO have great hopes for.
That kind of crazy optimism is just part of my being cussedly stubborn and generally cantankerous, ask my mom, she’d tell you that you might as well give since I was born that way.
(Yeah, I’ve heard the Lady Gaga song too, not that kind of born that way, but hey, the lady made more of point than even she knew.)
           

A TRIO OF SEMI-ANONYMOUS SPOILERS…

            To keep it simple and to the point…
My life is crazy.
Absolutely so.
But on the crazy front in the research department (talking about why the rest of my life is NUTS just takes too long!)…
My husband and co-conspirator in historical mayhem has been nagging me about providing some particular content for the book we’re getting together. So, I have been pulled off where I was and sent elsewhere…now if I can just keep him from sending me off on a third wild ride before this one is done … Let’s just say that Crazy Town has my face on the billboard as Mayor for a reason!!!!
But enough whining for now, must save some for a rainy day …
In the course of working to make sense of my translating work, …
(Oops, fair warning, I am currently working way down the line from what’s in the 2005 Nanjing paper that we’re about to get into, and sorry, but the answer to “what is it that she’s translating anyway?” is too juicy a nugget to dish up to you yet, and thus not one I’ll get to today.  Loooooong story…but you already figured that out…)
…I spent the last couple of days chasing stinky wild pigs, varying opinions on the properly respectful treatment of dead people, and laughing myself to tears at how, throughout history, men just don’t have a clue when others are just not that into them…
Ah, that sweet siren called historical research
& the UTTERLY wacked places it takes you…
As for the first item…
“Stink pigs” aka Javelinas…
Folks call javelinas “stink” or “musk pigs,” apparently with even more generous cause than the domestic varieties of porkers.  And, I found some… not in Arizona or the rest of the Midwest, though that might not be entirely true, in a particular way… Let’s just say, they are exactly where they are supposed to be.
As for the second item …
I swear that my Cahokian ancestors get weirder every day…
No joke…
NO exaggeration…
I am sssoooo glad certain family traditions went WAY out of fashion…
And a very long time before my time too…
The Mississippians weren’t exactly necrophiliacs, but they did spend a lot of time with friends and family in ways straight out of BAD late night horror movies. 
Argh…
Just think, so very Norman Bates but minus the psycho…
Icky.
When they had a family celebration, the whole family attended…
I want you to think about that for a second …
Because, I really mean it …
I am saying the ENTIRE family attended…
Lots and lots and lots and lots of generations of the family…
Getting my point and the appropriate matching set of heebee jeebees yet???
Yup, the words “I see dead people” would have only garnered a “so what?” and a very bored and superior expression back then…
Saying somebody at the party was “late” had multiple meanings…
I repeat, icky…
So… very… icky…
And, the Mississippians didn’t always keep the whole cadaver together…
I’m not sure what they did with the rest, please don’t clue me in …
Double yuck and nasty to the max…
For ease and convenience, it seems to often have been just the head that got a first class ticket for the periodic “coming out to meet the kids and the neighbors” excursions.
HAPPY grandparents’ day, kiddies…
Eauw…..
Thanks, but no thanks…
It felt like Halloween came early this year…
With more tricks than treats …
But this little excursion off the track was sort of fun anyway…
Especially when the guys involved in item number three started freaking out over what the locals considered good manner…
And speaking of that third item…
When you think that people are so impressed by you that they are struck speechless…
They might just not be that into you…
You really should do a little fact check before you get over-happy with your wonderful self…
Your audience might either be deaf or think you are…
Or they might be Native Americans who think you are clueless to their language and are trying to be polite…
Needless to say, this guy who was so self-impressed (clearly another dude who would have been sure that “Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way” was written about him if he had lived to hear it) was a lawyer, and it appears that lawyers are the same now as they were 600 years ago!  Way too into themselves to notice that no one else is! 
Ha….
“The victim succumbed to testosterone poisoning, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, plain and simple…”
Well, enough with the “un”pleasantries…
I promised myself to keep these blog entries to 2 pages or only just a little more and it already is, and then some.
Tomorrow, back on track…
I promise…
Sort of…
LOL, some goodies are just to tasty to wait for…

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

WELL DUH, DRAGONS AT HOGWARTS, OF COURSE…

            When the librarian from the library of Congress told me it would be at Washington University in Saint Louis, Missouri, I never dreamed what we’d see when we got there…
            I guess the founders of the university thought that since they wanted to build a prestigious university (or at least I suppose, that’s what they hoped people would consider it eventually, they succeeded), they needed to build something that looked and felt like the oldest schools of advanced learning of Europe, and like Oxford in particular, I think. 
            In my opinion, when we walked hand-in-hand up those steps into the main quadrangle, I felt like I had dozed off and woken up in the middle of the school of witchcraft and wizardry.  I almost wondered if I should ask where the house elves hung out, and to be pointed to the sorting hat. My husband agreed that the place looked like an enchanted castle and we nervously went looking for the main library and the rare books and folios room to work the “magic” necessary to summon our dragons from out of hiding. 
            Sadly, the university’s library is not quite so charming as the rest of the place—very modern and very Bauhaus period – that is unless you have a thing for buildings that are all cold, hard angles and mirrored plate glass.  I’m sure had seemed a great idea to “update things with something so “cutting edge” at the time.  But I think it looked a little like someone had dropped a fish tank to confine the lizards they were dressing up as dragons in the middle of their model castle.  Oh well… as I always say, whatever…
            We went into the library and were quickly directed to our destination.  I think my hands were shaking as we opened the book and begin to turn the pages …


What was left of Father Marquette’s great beasts was waiting for us on a page with the title “Der Piasa Felshen.” The subtitle said near Alton, Illinois.  Not “in.”
HAH!  So much for the locals’ blather, yet again. 
Okay, sorry about the attitude, AGAIN, but the current critter that is passed off as the Piasa is just plain vile!  My kids call it the abomination. (I think they picked that name up from me!) I do think the kids are right.  That thing does NOT look like any Native American stuff I have EVER seen!  And, yes, I have seen that uktena from the picture cave!  That thing is not even close …
Well, enough whining from me and back to the story at hand…
We snapped a picture or two, and prayed that our hands were not shaking too badly in at least one of them to get a clear and crisp shot.  And then, we did some more looking around.  The crazy thing is that we found a second copy of the book, this time in English that had been re-printed in the sixties.  It did contain a LOT of grammatical errors, but it still didn’t say the Piasa started out in Alton. 
(I will give the folks down in Alton this, they did think they were rescuing the Piasa, a concept we have been able to back up to a very, very small degree since then.  And, if they hadn’t even tried to do that, even though they did it badly, we would never have heard of the crazy thing!  End of story, wham, bam, no thank you ma’am!!!)
            All we knew now was that we had our dragons, and we could finish the paper, get it to Quint and after he had the translating finished, he could send it on its way to China. 
I admit that there was still a lot of snarling and screaming between this point and that eventual send off, BUT such is part and parcel of the dubious joys of editing…sometimes I am ssssooooo not surprised that George Lucas and his wife got divorced after they finished cutting Star Wars…
Editing is such a bloody business…and you can take that almost literally…
            And after that was done … I had some work to do on my own… a reconstruction that blended what we best could decipher from the testimonies of the eye witnesses and what was left in the Lewis lithograph.
            It was going have to be the best thing I had ever done… I had to get very, very close…
As close as I could …
Too bad that I got it wrong…
But, I wouldn’t know that or how or why it was wrong till much, much later…
Not until long after Nanjing…
And after lots of other crazy, impossible  stuff happened first…
               

Monday, September 26, 2011

IT’S AN ELEMENTARY CONCLUSION…

So, the other night, I finally got to see a movie I’d been wanting to catch for quite a while now, another Sherlock Holmes piece, I love those.  It made me think again that what Holmes did was so like what we’re doing.  As Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had Sherlock put so aptly, “when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is inevitably the truth…”
That simple concept seems to utterly elude people, turning them aside from what is hiding in plain sight, fight under their noses …
And just like what we found in Elsah’s tiny town museum…
And then it would be off to one more place, one a little closer to home, where we found an impossible thing we had thought we’d never see in person ... but that story I’ll set aside for the moment…
Back to Elsah first…
It was several months later, and as I said last time, this time with my husband and I and our two youngsters on board, we set out for Elsah a second time…
The yearly season had started for Elsah’s converted one room school house, now historical society museum, to be open to the public on a regular basis.
We drove the staff crazy in  mere seconds.  The two teenage girls working that day’s shift can’t be held too accountable for their consternation.  From the thickness of the layers of furniture polish that had glued that desk lamp in place, I could tell it hadn’t been shifted even an inch from its resting place in years, or possibly decades.  The sharp, ringing “poing!” I heard as it popped free of the spot it had been adhered to stands as a definite clue to that.
Sorry, sometimes the little surface things in life just have to get moved around in the pursuit of the deeper details.  I did put the lamp back in the original spot afterwards…
 At least, I think I did …
Didn’t I?  Oh brother, I don’t really remember …
Oh well, whatever, it didn’t seem all that important ...
But as for what was under that …
Boy, oh boy, pay dirt…
The old topographically delineated map of Elsah that had lain hidden from clear sight for years under the lamp said it all.  In a relatively large but quaint typeface were the words “Piasa bluffs”… We got very, very excited… the girls were sadly clueless as to what all the big fuss was about.
The girls had never bothered to look closely at what their own town museum held. 
Sad...
Typical…
We bought a local guide book that had a copy of the old maps providing concrete verfication of the authentic original location of the Piasa.  Looked closely at other pictures all around the museum, and saw at least one picture that I would kill for an explanation of.  It showed what looked like a huge boulder (judging by the two men standing to either side) that had been carefully smoothed and showed a carving of a strangely splayed inhuman “paw” with five fingers.  I took picture of that one.  I could cry for the total absence of any kind of label to explain it.  And then we fled back to whence we’d come, the two teeny-boppers were starting to look like they were going to get difficult about our “total weirdness.”
We figured it was time to leave before they called someone who might get cranky and not let us sneak back in again if we deemed that necessary in future.
Besides, we had other stuff to do…that paper for Nanjing wasn’t going to write itself, Quint had yet to translate it prior to our submitting it in time for the big conference, and we had to find one more thing to make it perfect…
I started the hunt for the final element we knew we had to have for the Nanjing paper on-line.  We had to have a proper high resolution picture of the Lewis lithograph…
I went to the web site for the library of congress and started hunting.  Eureka! There WERE copies of it in this country.  I was thrilled, but not as thrilled as I would be very soon thereafter…
I put in a request for location information for the folio, thinking that somebody could take a picture or scan it and or had a postcard of it or something or a microfilm or microfiche, and included, as requested, my phone number.  And then, I waited.
A librarian called me back directly…
I freaked out, wow, this was too cool for words… and then I started crying when I heard her reason for calling me …
There was a copy of Lewis’ Das Illustrite Mississippithal in Saint Louis, not even a half day’s drive away. 
The poor librarian was stunned that I was crying and so happy to hear her news. I think I may have made her whole week.
Now, we would not just have another feeble lo-res copy of Lewis’ work to work with, we would be seeing it as he intended it.  In an original copy…
My husband arranged to get an afternoon off as soon as possible… 
We were going dragon hunting, and it looked like it would be in a target rich environment, and what we were looking for had been, as always, hiding in plain sight all along!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

TEDIOUS LIKE CHASING A PILE OF ROCKS

Yeah, I know where was I?  I’ve been busy, like I’m never not busy… but sorry anyway….I’m back, ...okay?
As I said, I’ve been very busy.  My dragon hunting husband pulled me off one thing I was doing and sent me back to chasing down a pile of rocks… yup, rocks ….you’d be surprised how hard that is… and how long it can take to catch up with such a thing … annoyingly long…
He’s been chasing the same pile of rocks… about four hundred years later… the same pile of rocks we were chasing six years ago not too long after we started in on all this…  a VERY tediously ellusive pile of rocks … obviously….
Just about six years ago, soon after started chasing down the REAL story behind the Piasa, we found something quite remarkable… something which, as usual, everybody “knew” didn’t exist and could not possibly ever be found…
We had found a picture of the Piasa … well, most of it anyway… or at least what was left of it just before it was destroyed.
It had been painted between 1840 and 1850 by Henry Lewis.  What my husband found on the internet was a picture of a picture of his picture…
see, I told you this is tedious…
Mr. Lewis turned his series of paintings illustrating scenes from the Upper Mississippi Valley Region into a set of lithographs, and he turned those lithographs into a book which he then sold to a publisher in Dusseldorf who wanted to interest Germans in immigrating to the USA  who gave it the brilliant title…
Das Illustrite Mississippithal
(meaning The Mississippi Valley Illustrated, I told you the man was brilliant)
And then, it gets even more tedious and convoluted …
That book of lithographs was later re-published in the USA in the 1960’s …
yes, this keeps on going and going, just like the energizer you-know-who …
and then somebody found the lithograph with the Piasa in it and put it on the internet …
in a kinda blurry way…
drat screen resolution issues…
And along came us…
That’s when we started chasing that blasted (literally) pile of rocks…
My husband, along with Irish and Quint (remember them, look a day or two back if you you don’t, they’re nice guys) loaded up in Irish’s SUV (big, but not big enough to take me and our two youngsters along (4 & 9 years, respectively at that time) and reach our destination without justifiable homicide reducing the number of souls on board by several by entirely justifiable homicide (trust me, I may love my kids but even I am attest that it WOUD have been more than justifiable after the first three miles, probably sooner…)
The three of them headed out to match the location of the Piasa in the Lewis lithoraph with what remained after its destruction. 
They drove to Alton.
No match, nothing even close… then they kept going … northward…
They found the spot…you can see it on satellite, I just went there on Monday, virtually … Google Earth has an awesome view of the spot from both orbit and from ground level on the Great River Road …
The accounts we could find said that the Piasa had been blasted out of existence and the stone rubble had been quarried for building materials …
There was only one place along the banks of the Mississippi in that general area that fit that description, and it was just outside Elsah, Illinois …
BULLSEYE… they had it.  And, we had a location.  And the location and lithograph  matched … perfectly.
And when we made our second trip (yes, “we,” as in including ME the second time, huzzah), we found  lots of proof that we were right, alas, that trip would be a few months later, after the Elsah museum opened for the Summer…
But that is a story for next time …

Thursday, September 15, 2011

THE CAST OF CHARACTERS BEGINS TO GROW

Once again, a digression before I “attack” my subject head-on.  Certain niceties must now come into play lest toes be harshly trod, and my words be blunted. Some things will just have to wait for the book to be done before they’re seen in print.  Personal moments . . . glimpses into the private selves of people whose permission has yet to be given before they are named.  Friends who trust me to not pull off their public masks….
In his poem, “On the Naming of Cats,” T. S. Elliot made an excellent point.  Every cat, and for that matter every person, has three different names or (as it might be better put) three faces –
The first is a public name or face – the facade we put forward for strangers to see.  The shadow of the private we allow the world to see.  The face we feel safe when we are securely ensconced behind it.
The second name, or face, is the familial and most familiar one which most of our family and friends know as ours.  It is not all of each of us is, but it is a comfortable old shoe we wear when more relaxed.  It is the face in that photograph of each of us at our first birthday parties, and we are covered in icing.  
                The third name or face is private.  No masks…and it is sometimes the face in the mirror that scares even us.  Seldom does any of us allow anyone close enough to glimpse it.  We don’t even like going there by ourselves.
            Well, as always, ‘nuf said, just don’t be too surprised at some really odd names.  Those named will know who they are . . . usually… and they’ll be free to laugh at themselves too … gently, and with no stinging barbs and arrows from tales told out of school …I will try to keep things on the #2 name level… but too strictly holding to that level all the time . . . where would the fun be in that?

           
             Okay, back to my promise yesterday to tell you what happened next…
            I told you that we had written the first article.  And that it had been published by our editor in his regional publication.  We were happily moving on to the next things on our never ending list of “to-dos” wrpped securely in that blissful ignorance of the newbie that ripples happen, and then they spread...
            One day, we got an e-mail.  Our editor had been contacted by “Irish” who wanted to get into contact with us directly.  He was VERY interested in what we had written.  And his friend “Quint” was too.  Now, Irish is an American, but Quint is not.  He’s Chinese, and has some remarkable connections back on the mainland. 
            To keep it simple, Quint knew about an international call for academic papers that had been sent out for a conference being held in Nanjing, China, in 2005, in celebration of the 500th anniversary of the sailing of a HUGE Ming Chinese fleet lead by a Chinese Muslim court Eunuch named Zheng He.
We were floored… to say the least … somebody out there in the big wide world was actually reading our articles… AND they were taking them seriously enough to suggest that we should write a VERY serious academic paper based on one of them…
Whoa, dude…
This was taking things to such a different level entirely…
And Irish, or at least Irish’s uncle, had caught a mistaken detail we had no idea we’d missed about Father Marquette’s description of the Piasa…
Translators usually said Father Marquette gave the creatures standard deer or goat horns.  Horns like the ones on the Alton Piasa….
Father Marquette, as I said before, was a scientist, a naturalist, a Jesuit… he was NOT so generic in his description… he said “chevreuil”… and by that he was talking about one specific kind of deer...very specific … the same kind of deer that the first emperor of China took the horns from to make his composite Imperial dragon … it's the European version of what is known as the roe deer.  And it had a very different set of horns.  Horns that gave our piasa a very, very different look than the one in Alton.  And connectied the piasa firmly to a very, very different point of origin...just like we said it had to have had...because there are no roe deer native to the Americas.
So there it was.  We had a definite match. It wasn’t the absolute proof of what we had theorized in that first article… but it was an excellent start…
And it was now certain that things were about to get even more interesting …

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

WHAT THE HECK IS A PIASA, ANYWAY???

“The Piasa Project”
Yeah, sounds official, looks spiffy in print.  Sounds like an acronym a bit too.  It isn’t, it just does.  It’s a good place to start on explaining what all this is fuss I’m going to the trouble of building a blog on is really about…
I have to tell you first off that acronyms annoy me, my husband too.  I asked a guy the other night what was the actual name of the organization that he was a part of and he spouted off a long string of “alphabet soup.”  So, I asked him to explain what he meant, so he told me that it used to be part of …
Well, I’m sure you’re not surprised to hear that he rattled off another long string of still more unidentifiable letters, and still NOT an actual name.  I’m not too sure he even knew what the full name of his organization was.
Argh, people and power games, clearly a case of somebody in charge asserting control by only giving the full spiel to the anointed inner circle… sounds more like a religion than science to me… whoops, maybe it does sound like science academia these days after all . . . blech….
But, as always, I’m off task again. Time to turn around and get back on the trail.  Let’s start with the critter behind all of this bickering, shall we???
The Piasa…
People have been smugly saying that the Piasa was a bird monster for a long while now.
People have also been saying that it’s a bird monster in Alton, Illinois, and patting themselves on the back for their cleverness and historical awareness and accuracy.
Nope, wrong on both fronts.
We had a big thrill not too long back when some bright soul got on Wikipedia and fixed that error.  We literally celebrated, whooped it up big time…Then as all things Wiki tend to do…it got changed back to wrong again…we just about cried…
Well, how devoting a little time for some truth telling here.
I promise that I won’t change it later.
Going back to the early records, Father Marquette didn’t say “bird,” or wings.  He didn’t use singular terms at all when you get down to.  He said “two beasts.”  He was a naturalist, he knew the difference.
Go a little less far back, and you find Henry Lewis, lithographer.  You run into another big fiction about the Piasa right there … “no surviving pictures of the Piasa”… another wrong but almost universally accepted certitude.  Lewis painted lots of pictures of the Upper Mississippi Valley region.  At least one is in the collection of the St. Louis Art Museum.  This guy was really, really good, he was obsessive.  The amount of detail in his stuff . . . staggering….
Lewis painted a picture which in the initial publication in Germany of his book of Lithogrpahs was called “Der Piasa Felshen” … don’t quote me on the spelling, I’m not sure about the “H.”
It shows the truth.  NO BIRD… well, not exactly a bird… but birds don’t have four legs… you’d argue… monster bird …I still say, “naaaah.”  A closer examination of the picture gives lots of other opportunities to mutter “naaah” as well.
1.      The background skyline does not match anywhere in present day Alton, Illinois.
2.      The background skyline DOES match a spot in present day Elsah, Illinois. (so much for Alton’s ownership claims).
3.      The shape of the “field” in which the art work was done is not one which was used by either Native Americans of the region or Europeans.  It’s a flattened arch, nearly a rectangle.
4.      There is something between the “horns” -- a clearly etched circle. Why isn’t anybody looking at that bit? Eh???
5.      The feet are wrong.  Native peoples of the region didn’t draw stuff that clunky.  When they made feet on a critter, even when it was fanciful and composite, they did WAY better than that. And they made them uniform, but I’ve said WAY more on all that elsewhere don’t want to get hung up on it here.
6.      Why all that blank space? If the artists who made the Piasa went to the trouble of shaping a devoted space it hold it, then went to all that trouble to carve it into the cliff face, why is so much of the space filled with … zilch…zero.. nada… blank … nothingness… hhhmmmm…
7.   Maybe the color of the stone has a tale to tell… why is all that background lighter that the surrounding natural stone but blank now… I have been there, to the site Lewis painted … that kind of stone weathers and darkens over time… the Piasa in the midst of the space is “grayer” and the background around it isn’t.
8.      And, why are those native guys with rifles shooting the “bleeeeeep” out of it, even as Lewis is doing his thing with paint & canvas???  Apparently that was the SOP for local tribes, see Piasa, shoot Piasa… I’ve heard of local rivalries but this is ridiculous.
Aaahh, ‘nuf rattled off on that rant for today.  I have get back to my point again.
Just consider this one conundrum settled now, all the stories you have heard and believed for just about forever are wrong. Flat out and almost completely and uniformly WRONG. 
So, to start off our part of the whole crazy Piasa saga properly …
One day at work, my husband saw an article on the Piasa in a local small press paper/magazine, and he said to himself, “that critter is NOT local, I should write an article about that, but….”, and I said, “go for it…”
He did, I edited, he submitted it, our editor, said “cool” and published it.  And that was the end of it...  We hadn’t even found the picture by Lewis at that point … end of story … right???
Ooops … yet another wrong answer to the question of the Piasa …
Golly, woulda’ thunk you’d have seen that coming a mile off …
Ah, heck, you’re smart enough to have read all the way down to this point on the page…
You probably did expect my little bombshell after all…
Good for you. 
Just you wait till you hear what happened next…

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

ONE LAST FAIRY TALE BEFORE I REALLY GET INTO THINGS IN DEPTH …

Okay, sorry, yes, I didn’t get around to saying what that first article that got this started was about yet.  I should have explained that, just thought I had nattered on long enough for the day.
The gist of it all is that the article in a regional publication was indirectly on the subject of pre-Columbian maritime world exploration by the Ming Chinese treasure fleet…
So?  How does an otherwise “sane” pair of outdoor journalists let themselves wander off on such a wild tangent???  It’s far simpler than it might seem, and I promise, I WILL get to it.
But one more digression first, and I do promise that I’ll try to keep it to just that one.
A fellow researcher chided me a few days ago about not taking into account that classical Chinese literature is brimming over with metaphors, parables, and idiom.  He further chided me that I needed to understand that even scholars in China had difficulty with understanding all that.
I reply to his admonitions, “okay… fine ... understood … taken into account already …”
This morning, I woke up with a story running through my head … not one I could remember hearing before … just a story… And I told it to my youngest child, who understood immediately and laughed …. Here it is ...
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“The Certitude of Mankind & the Incredible Delicacy of the Daughter of the Sea King”
One day, a poor fisherman stepped out of his mean hovel and looked out across the great saltwater bay he had built his home beside.  He thought to himself, “The mouth of this bay is narrow.  If I only build a stone wall across it, I can then pump out all the water and my family will grow wealthy for generations to come farming the land we will steal from the hand of the King of the Sea.”
So, he did just that.
And life was good, and the former fisherman began to grow rich.
One day, he saw a young woman standing before the wall he had built, staring at it.  When he approached her to ask her “why?”  He realized that the beauty and delicacy of this young maiden was beyond that of humankind, and that she was obviously a daughter of the King of the Sea.
So, the former fisherman showed the Sea King’s daughter how well he had built his wall against the sea, and how strong it was, and explained to her how she might as well return to her father and comfort him for the land that the land which the fisherman had stolen could not ever possibly be regained.  The beautiful young woman gazed at him serenely with her head cocked in silent thought.  After a few moments, she knelt and scooped up a single small handful of sand and tossed it over the wall into the sea.
Then she finally spoke, saying, “So I see…” and then faded into mist and disappeared.
For years and eventually generations after that, the people farming the reclaimed lands would see the sea maiden each morning.  Standing in the same spot, looking at the wall that held the sea at bay, always replying to any argument that she might as well give up her vigil with no more words than she answered with the first time she had been confronted, “So I see,” before disappearing again.
As the years passed, the descendents of the first fisherman became men of great wealth and power.  Kings of many lands came to them to humbly ask for their advice and support. And where the first fisherman’s mean hovel had once stood, a succession of ever greater and more lavish palaces arose over time. 
One day, the descendent of the fisherman who was now lord of the valley stepped out from his front door to survey his rich farm lands and congratulate himself on his successes.
To his horror, his feet were wet and the pounding surf surrounded him.  The reclaimed valley and all his wealth with it had vanished once more beneath the waves, taken back by the King of the Sea.
In that moment, he understood what his ancestor had not.
The beautiful and delicate daughter of the sea king had NOT said, “So I see…”
She had really said, “So??? I SEA!”
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The moral of this tale being, I may not make my point immediately, but I am patient, and like the sea which wears down to nothing even the greatest stones with the paltry weapon of only a few grains of sand, I will grind away at this debate I have entered into grain by grain, and the truth will have its way in the end.
‘Nuf said for now, more next time …
I’ve lots more than just a small handful of sand to toss into the sea.